Griff Says.

A few months ago, I started writing down the funny things that Griff says.  He's just so funny and so clever, the kid is only 2.  I don't know where he learns this stuff.  The little mannerisms he gives me are the best part.  I laugh every time.

One early morning as I'm stumbling down the stairs exhausted, he looks right at me and says, "mama, you go back to bed?"

"Mama, I hear that birdie.  He go twee twee twee."

"Oh!  My socca ball!  I kick, I gonna show you mama."

"Uncle buddy, he play hap ball (football).  He go hut, hut, hut."

"Ashee, come here!"

"I tell you mama, I tell you."  Trying to say I told you.

"I need snack.  Have cheese.  Salsa too."

"Ouch, bonk headie."

After Avett clearly tooted, Mom: "Everybody toots sometimes."  Griff: "And diarrhea."

Mom: "I get so tired sometimes." Griff: "You take break?"

"You ready mama, to roll?"  Said as we are getting ready to leave the house.

"I got my moves."  Said as we're dancing.

Griff: "I need some mintees."  Mom: "Mints?"  G: "Yes, mints."

"I ride a horse, Avett ride a horse, mama ride a horse, dada ride a pig."

"You wanna piece of me?" Quoting Toy Story.

Griff: "Mama, I got some boogers." Mom: "Do you want me to get you a tissue?" G: "No, dada do it after work." It was only 9am.

"Woah there cowboy."

"Mama, you're a great baby-sitter."

Mom: "Do you know why you were in time out?" Griff: He will always come up with some wild story and then default to, "well, because I not listen to you."  He's not entirely wrong here.